What I can't hear you???

Ok I'll just walk to the stop sign then I'll start jogging. Yep already here, that went fast here we go easy peezy. La la la not so bad oh theres the mean man that never says hi "hi good morning!" nope nothing he hates me.

Turn the ipod up its Salt and Peppa nothing like a little old school. Ehhh... WHAT COOPER I CAN"T HEAR YOU! oh geez that lady is looking at me like I just won the worst mother award. OK stop. What do you need Coop "look at that doggy his is white and black" uhhh yep he sure is, please keep quite so I can jog SUPER fast to the park and you can play ok... ok. Mom.. mom jog faster! Uhh I cant hear you remember to be quite. mom, mom , mom, mom,... WHAT! I CANT BREATH COOP WHAT DO YOU NEED! uhhh is the park that way. yes.

Wheew I'm a dirt bag I really should be more patient he doesn't know I'm dying here. Ehhh. my legs are burning. oh nice its only been .86 miles SWEET I'm going to kill over dead in this half marathon... who's ideas was it anyway??? Hummm ok be positive at least you out here jogging I could have just stayed home and hummm oh I don't know blogged or something. Oh nice 2 high school skinny chicks jogging, yeah just wait till you have kids you'll be smiling then. Geez be nice Chy, ok sorry for that mental yell your both probably super nice.

Lance Armstrong talking to me on my ipod "you have completed 1 mile." 1 mile down 3 to go I can do that easy. Mom are we almost to the park, yep almost. Ok avoid any parks for 3 more miles. mom the parks that way, uhh no no its not its this way over hear. I'm a big fat lier. Ok jog to that sign and I'll take a little walk break. I wonder if anyone in a half marathon takes walking breaks??? Ha ha ha well I will, but its cool I'm just doing it to finish I wont feel dumb nope not me. ANYWAY wheew to the sign. breath ahhhhh.

Lance talking to me again "half way point" Chaa this is easy ok pick up the pace, feeling better. I swear that old redneck guy that is working on his car is looking at my jiggly butt.. perv. Stop looking at me I'm gross and sooooo are you. ok I have a good pace going legs are numb but a good pace. Holy mackerel my sweat is making my eyes burn, that's sick but sweating is good right....right. Lance again " 1 mile to go" NICE! that's what I like to hear. Ok wheres a park? Ohhh big dog, mean dog! Sandlot dog! Go a little faster what street am I on? Jackson St. ok don't jog down Jackson St. mean dogs.

Cool down huuummmm that felt good. Man I could go for a big DQ blizzard. Oh that's right If I want to lose weight I have to exercise AND eat good.. stupid health professionals what do they know.